A VERY SMALL OWL. A VERY BIG HAT.
HOOTwifHAT.
Big hat.
Tiny plans.
The world can wait.
There’s a warm little corner of the night
with your name on it.
NIGHT SHIFT, MOSTLY NAPPING

UNBOTHERED Please do not disturb the pom-pom.
01 / THE COZY BUSINESSOPEN WHENEVER HOOT FEELS LIKE IT
Nothing urgent.
Just one more stitch.
Some owls hunt.
Some owls hoot.
This one makes hats slightly too big.

HOOT’S HOUSE RULES
Hat on.
Kettle warm.
Rush nowhere.
One owl. One oversized beanie.
A whole lot of night left.
THE IMPORTANT STUFF

02 / OUT OF OFFICENo wings?
No wings?
No problem.
A scarf is a scarf.
Until it’s a sled.
Hoot has a very loose understanding
of how winter sports work.

03 / THE NIGHT CAN WAITTurn the world
Turn the world
down a little.
Pull the little switch. Let the snow slow down.
There is absolutely nowhere to be.

THE WORKSHOP SWITCH
One more cupOut like a light
The kettle is still warm.

04 / A PERCH WITH A VIEWKeep an eye
Keep an eye
on $HOOTHAT.
Same owl. Same hat. Your window to the market.
A window for your pair.
Have the HOOTHAT Dexscreener pair?
Put it here and keep the live chart in the workshop.